Subject: Re: the naggum-mine claims another victim
From: Erik Naggum <>
Date: 12 Dec 2000 23:22:37 +0000
Newsgroups: comp.lang.lisp
Message-ID: <>

* Marcus G. Daniels
| This is so touching, Erik!  Balloons, teddy bears, frolicking in the
| park!  Wonderful!  Let's make an after-school special, shall we?

  Sure, complete with a speaking dog turd that follows people around and
  tries to make other people stink like hell, too.

  But it really is quite amazing how you react.  I couldn't invent a
  better image than what you provided all on your own, free of charge.

| If I wanted to vanquish intelligence, there would be dozens of targets
| in comp.lang.lisp, and you wouldn't be my first choice.

  *laugh*  Is that really the best your little turd brain can do?  HAHA!

  I _am_ your first choice, you pathetic little shit!  I'm obviously all
  you've got.  You are absolutely nothing without me to attack, and you
  do _nothing_ else, here.  I'm your raison d'etre.  Without me to post
  about, you would vanish like a dog's fart.  You already give me so
  much credit for being the next strongest force in this newsgroup that
  I think you should realize that the only reason you're the number one
  force, of the evil and destructive kind in your case, is that you have
  me to work so hard to put down.  But you're the winner, bar none, in
  the contest of being the worst asshole to post to comp.lang.lisp in
  its entire existence.  The reason: I scare idiots off; you make them
  come here and join your vendetta against me.

| I do admit, however, that my contempt for your abusive behavior is
| virtually bottomless.

  I know, it is from lowest rungs of hell that you keep posting, too.  I
  sincerely hope that is where you _stay_ when you make this planet a
  better place, because you certainly will never understand what an evil
  creep you are while you are alive.  I really hope you terrorize some
  people in your surroundings, too, so somebody will off you soon and
  send you _home_.  Let me know who, and I'll send them flowers.  Hell,
  why not set up a Marcus G. Daniels' Memorial Fund for scholarships to
  computer science students who want to learn Common Lisp and have the
  money sit in escrow pending your notarized death certificate.  I need
  to place almost USD 15K in some charity before the end of the year for
  tax reasons, anyway, so maybe encouraging someone to get rid of you
  and learn Common Lisp at the same time would be a great combo package!

  You don't really have contempt for my "abusive behavior", though.  You
  need it to keep your moral upper hand and to keep posting your shit so
  your little fan club can have somebody they can feel better than.  For
  what would a Marcus G. Daniels do without me to feel contempt for?
  Oh, I do notice that you carefully craft your wording to be contempt
  for my _behavior_, now, instead of repeating that braindamaged honesty
  to say you disrespect _me_, but you need to contradict it, you see, to
  make a difference.

  You deserve _everything_ you get from me, and twice that.  Of course
  you realize that as you have taken it upon you to keep posting shit
  about me, attacking out of the blue, you _gave_ me the right to deal
  with you exactly as I please.  If you don't like it, well, _doh_, you
  can just quit your attacking out of the blue.  I'm nice and respectful
  to you compared to what you do me.  In fact, I still respect _you_ as
  a human being enough to hope that you will some day realize what you
  have done, up to and including understanding just how much you told me
  and the rest of the world about yourself with your reaction to the
  park metaphor.  _You_ have crossed every line I have _left_ to cross
  when it comes to you, but I do not consider evil and stupidity as
  _important_ enough to remember, so if you come to and start to behave
  like a human being, I won't hold your past against you.  There are
  lots of people out there who have been really mean to me after having
  been worked up to a frenzy by a disrespectful dickhead like you, hey,
  it probably was you!, who know that I do accept an apology and an
  about-face.  (Provided they don't keep it up, of course.)  Even an
  evil son of a bitch like you could quit what you do and see that I no
  longer think of you, say anything about you, or hold you responsible
  for the people you have attracted and encouraged here up until now.

  It's up to you to start to behave if you don't want more "abuse", or
  as I prefer to call it: Due response to evil.  I think this is fair.
  Your mode of thinking is one of life-long disrespect and revenge and
  hatred, but even such a insanely demented anti-justice attitude can be
  altered by the person holding it.  Try it.  You'll be surprised.
  Hell, you'll surprise _everyone_ if you suddenly stop your evil.

  Until then, of course, you're just a contempt-filled douchebag who
  must accept what comes to you as long as you keep up your hostility.
  That's life for a Marcus G. Daniels.  And you must _like_ it since you
  don't do anything else or anything about it, right?

  "When you are having a bad day and it seems like everybody is trying
   to piss you off, remember that it takes 42 muscles to produce a
   frown, but only 4 muscles to work the trigger of a good sniper rifle."
								-- Unknown